Here is a series of short plays written by the author of The Stolen Concept. Some of the short stories

were written based on these plays.

 

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DRAMA

Mother (Child Abuse)

Hard Love (Situation)

Gambit (Situation)

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COMEDY

I’m Dead (Situation)

Mixed Couples (Romance)

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ROMANCE

Mi Hermano

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1.)                                                  I'M, DEAD

                                                           

                                                            ACT  I

 

                                                            Scene  1

 

SETTING:                                          MARVIN’S apartment.  It is neat and clean except                          for two glasses a half empty wine bottle and a                                   blouse, brazier, and shoes. 

 

AT RISE:                                            MARVIN is wearing lounging pajamas.  He is                                  pacing the floor.  Ottmar Liebert’s, “Bed of Nails”,                                from Liebert’s,  Opium Album, is playing.  The                                                                     door bell rings and he rushes to answer the door.                              GEORGE enters, barefoot, wearing pants and a                                     tee-shirt.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Thanks for coming right over George.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Marvin, you said it was an emergency. You paint a different picture.

 

                                                            MARVIN

I have to be wearing a hospital gown and listening to the theme from E R, for it to be an emergency?  Ottmar Liebert, helps to calm me.  That’s his OPIUM album.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Sorry Marvin. . . . Marvin, you’re not involved with drug dealers, are you?

                                    (GEORGE shuts off the music.)

 

                                                            MARVIN

What are you talking about?  We grew up together, for Pete’s sake.  You were my best man when Marie and I got married.  Have I ever known a criminal?

 

 

 

                                                            GEORGE

You're a lawyer.  You called a clothing manufacturer?  You must be in the worst situation of your life. 

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

Can’t I have an emergency without you thinking the worse of everything?

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

What’s  worse than emergency?

 

                                                            MARVIN

What’s in the bedroom is worse.

 

                                                            GEORGE

What is, in the bedroom, Marvin?  Who is she?  Did she O. D.?

 

                                                            MARVIN

There you go again!  Why drugs?  Why does she have to be dead?  I’m sorry I called you, George.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You’re sorry!  I’m shaking, and I don’t even know what is going on!  How did she die?

 

                                                            MARVIN

She’s dead?!  Are you sure?!

 

                                                            GEORGE

I didn’t say she was dead!  You said, “Why does she have to be dead!”

 

                                                            MARVIN

I asked, why does she have to be dead?  You are the one that said she was dead.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Is there a dead person in your bedroom?!

 

                                                            MARVIN

I don’t think she’s breathing.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Okay, it’s a she.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Of course it’s a she!

 

 

                                                            MARVIN

What in God’s name did you do to her, Marvin?

 

                                                            MARVIN

I didn’t do anything to her!  Not the way you mean, at least.  I’m innocent, dammit!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Is she tied up?

 

                                                            MARVIN

No dammit!  Of course she isn’t tied up!  What’s the matter with you?  I won’t even let my wife, Marie, use the handcuffs!  I’m not comfortable with that kind of stuff.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Marie?  She really likes that kind of thing, Huh?

 

                                                            MARVIN

What?

 

                                                            GEORGE

You know, the handcuff thing. . .

 

                                                            MARVIN

For the God Almighty’s sake, George!  I have a real crises here!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Sorry, I mean, you’re the one who brought it up.  All right, let’s just forget about that for now.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Yes, lets forget about that!

 

                                                            GEORGE

What happened in there, Marvin?  Suicide?   She committed suicide didn’t she?

 

                                                            MARVIN

Suicide?!  Oh my God!  Are you sure?  How can you know?

 

 

                                                            GEORGE

I don’t know!  I’m asking!  What happened, Marvin?!

 

                                                            MARVIN

I don’t know!  She just collapsed!  Go look for yourself!

 

                                                            GEORGE

I don’t want to look.  How old is she?  Could it have been a heart attack?

 

                                                            MARVIN

How old?  What kind of crack is that?  I’m not dating your mother! 

 

                                                            GEORGE

What kind of crack is that?  You call me over to help you, and you defile my mother!

 

                                                            MARVIN

I’m sorry, forgive me about your mother.  Can’t you just go in there and see.

 

                                                            GEORGE

What am I going to see Marvin?  I don’t want to do this.  Why didn’t you call your brother Benny?

 

                                                            MARVIN

If I called Benny, Mom would find out. 

 

                                                            GEORGE

A dead, naked, girl is in your bedroom, and your big worry is your mother  finding out?

 

                                                            MARVIN

George, . . . why does anyone have to find out?  Do you see what I’m saying?

 

                                                            GEORGE

You’re saying, George, come on over.  Oh, by the way, bring a rug, one big enough to wrap a body in.  I’m going, goodbye.  Do you see what I’m saying?

 

                                                            MARVIN

You’re saying that you're backing out?   

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

Technically, I was never in, so technically I’m not backing out.  No, you can’t borrow my rug.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Your rug?  If people see two guys carrying a rug they’ll think there’s a body in it.

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

That’s ridiculous.  Why would anybody assume there is a body in a rug?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

Whose idea was it to wrap the body in a rug?

 

                                                            GEORGE

What’s your idea, a trunk?

 

                                                            MARVIN

A trunk is as stereotypical as a rug.  My idea is a stroke of genius.  Bring over one of your industrial garment racks, from your shop.

 

                                                            GEORGE

What, you’re going to hang her up like a suit?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

Yes!  Bring a bunch of last year's stock and a garment bag.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You are going to hang this poor lovely creature in a garment bag?  You’re demented!  How long have you been planning this?

 

                                                            MARVIN

What planning?  It came to me while I was waiting for you to arrive.

 

                                                            GEORGE

I’m next door.  You came up with this scheme in less than two minutes?

 

                                                            MARVIN

You have clothes racks, you have a clothing factory, you have a clothing van.  It didn’t take a genius.  It took two seconds.

 

                                                            GEORGE

My  van?  What does my van have to do with it?

 

                                                            MARVIN

We can’t set the rack out front and have a clothing sale, for crying out loud! 

 

                                                            GEORGE

Yes, your right.  Sure, I could move some of last years' leftovers, but what if somebody bought the garment bag?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

Very funny.  We’ll put Miss garment bag in your van and ____

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

Hold on!  Miss garment bag?  You’re talking about tossing away a human being!

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

George, look at me!  I can’t just toss away twenty  years of marriage!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Tossing your married cookies around wasn’t a problem!  What happened in there?

 

                                                            MARVIN

 The problem was her orgasm.  She was making a low moaning noise that got louder and louder, and developed into a large scream.  All of a sudden she collapsed!  I looked up and she wasn’t moving.  I screamed at her, and shook her.  She jiggled, but she didn’t move.  I couldn’t believe it!  I didn’t know what to do.  Then I called you.

 

                                                            GEORGE

It’s too unbelievable to be a lie. 

 

                                                            MARVIN

Why would I lie about something like this?!  Just go in there, for God’s sake!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Now I get it!  Tell a lie.  Make it big, and he will believe!  The wife is out of town, and Marvin and the boys are going to have a little fun!  At George’s expense!

 

                                                            MARVIN

A little fun.  What are you talking about?

 

                                                            GEORGE

I’m talking about, you got me ready to crap my pants, and I go in there and Benny, Otto, and Vernon, finish the job!  You all have a big laugh at my expense!

 

                                                            MARVIN

Am I laughing?  Look at me.  You know me.

 

                                                            GEORGE

That’s right, I know you.  It was the orgasm thing that blew it for you.  You got some gal so hot that she blew a fuse?  Marie has testified, differently.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Since you know me so well, why don’t you stroll in there and call my bluff?

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

You aren’t bluffing, are you?  Who is she?

                                                            MARVIN
Who she is isn’t important.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You tell me that you diddled a girl to death, but who she isn’t important?

 

                                                            MARVIN

I didn’t!  I mean we didn’t get to the diddling part. 

 

                                                            GEORGE

What, now your bragging?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

What do you mean, bragging?   I’m being honest! 

 

                                                            GEORGE

Being honest would involve telling me things like, who she is.

 

                                                            MARVIN

I just figured, the less you know the less involvement you have.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You don’t want to involve me?  You call me over here at two in the morning and ask me to help you carry a dead girl’s body out in one of my garment bags, on one of my garment racks, to carry her off in my van, but you didn’t want to involve me too much? 

 

                                                            MARVIN

What more involvement do you want, George?

 

                                                            GEORGE

I want you to tell me who she is!

 

                                                            MARVIN

She is my secretary’s niece!  Now are you happy!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Her niece!  You have an under aged girl in there?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

No!  She’s twenty-three.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Wow!  Why would a twenty-three year old girl want to be with you?

 

 

                                                            MARVIN

What, you're trying to insult me now?

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

I’m trying to find out what happened here?

 

                                                            MARVIN

I told you what happened.  What is this problem you're having?

 

                                                            GEORGE

The problem is, I don’t think I could dump this poor girl’s body in an alley.

 

                                                            MARVIN

What do you mean, dump her in an alley?  She’s my secretary’s niece for Pete’s sake!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Okay, where do you want to dump her?

 

                                                            MARVIN

How can you be so callous? Why do we have to dump her?  Can’t we politely take her?

 

                                                            GEORGE

What are we going to do, take her home?

 

                                                            MARVIN

Yes, her home!  You're a genius!  She should be found in her own apartment.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Oh, great, Marvin!   We’ll simply stroll into her apartment building with a garment rack at two in the morning!

 

                                                            MARVIN

No, but definitely in the morning, about ninish.  When do you think they will find her?

                                                           

                                                            GEORGE

How would I know?  How should she be found?

 

                                                            MARVIN

She should be found alive.  I don’t want this to be happening!

 

                                                            GEORGE

Get a hold of yourself!  I mean should she be in bed, sitting in front of the TV, what?

                                                           

 

 

                                                            MARVIN

If I had gotten a hold of myself, like most husbands do when there wives’ are out of town, this wouldn’t have happened!

 

                                                            GEORGE

It doesn’t work that well.  Take the word of a bachelor.  Look, what happened, happened.  Do you think she should be dressed?

 

                                                            MARVIN

Why would she be in bed dressed up?

 

                                                            GEORGE

Okay, we are going to put her in her bed.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Of course, in bed, it fits the time of death.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Now you're an expert on these things?

 

                                                            MARVIN

I’m a lawyer.  I see these things all the time.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You're a divorce lawyer.  You see them before it gets to this stage in the relationship.

 

                                                            MARVIN

I’m a divorce lawyer that sees a lot of police drama on TV, okay?  You’ll have to put her underwear on her.

 

                                                            GEORGE

No.  You have to put her underwear on her.  I didn’t even know her.

 

                                                            MARVIN

I wouldn’t be able to touch her.  Not after . . . She was a very friendly girl.  She wouldn’t mind. 

 

                                                            GEORGE

Maybe she sleeps in the nude.

 

                                                            MARVIN

No, I doubt it, not in the nude.

 

 

 

                                                            GEORGE

What, she’s very friendly, but too modest to sleep in the nude?

                                                           

                                                            MARVIN

No, she has a roommate.  So she must be used to wearing bed clothes.

 

                                                            GEORGE

She has a roommate!  No one knows she is seeing you, no one knows she is here, but she has a roommate!

 

                                                            MARVIN

Her roommate doesn’t no about this, she told me so, last night.

 

                                                            GEORGE

And for how long has her roommate not known about your affair?

 

                                                            MARVIN

I’m not having an affair! This was the first time.  Nobody knows, except you.

 

                                                            GEORGE

You don’t think her roommate will get a little suspicious?

 

                                                            MARVIN

Oh, I didn’t think about her roommate finding the body.  That poor girl. 

 

                                                            GEORGE

That poor girl, I suppose is going to welcome us into the apartment.  Hi, fellows, just put her body over there, in the corner.  I’ll take care of it later!  Aren’t they last years' clothes on that rack?  You poor man!  They didn’t sell, did they!

 

                                                            MARVIN

George, George!  Take it easy.  She won’t be there.  That’s what made it so perfect.  Marie was out of town, and so was the roommate.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Between you involving me in this mess, and last years' losses, I’m having a hard time keeping it together.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Last year wasn’t so bad.  You sold a lot of stock.  Marie, bought three of your outfits.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Yes, and your secretary bought the other two.  I appreciate your not holding the loan over my head.  You're a good man.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Not that good.  I was saving that for last.

 

                                                            GEORGE

I’ll . . . I’ll get her dressed.

 

                                                            MARVIN

Just her undee’s.

 

                                                            GEORGE

Don’t talk about that!  This is hard enough.

                                   

                                    (GEORGE goes into bedroom. 

                                    MARVIN paces up and down..)

 

                                                            MARVIN

How could I have been so stupid!  Never again will I defile my marriage.  You’re a low life cad, Marvin!  Never again will I lust for a young, beautiful, erotic____!  If I ever do so much as think about another woman, may God strike me dead, right where I stand!  My  Marie, my poor, faithful Marie.  What have I done to her?  What have I done to our relationship. Over twenty years!  That little vixen.  She taunted and teased.  She made me do it.  Parading her lustful body in front of me, smiling  . . .  You could always see her nipples, even when she wore a sweater. . . Never again Marvin Litzmire!  Never again!

 

                                    (GEORGE bursts into the room.)

 

                                                            GEORGE

Marvin!  She said sometimes It’s like that!

 

                                                            MARVIN

Who said what is like that?

 

                                                            GEORGE

Sometimes there is more pleasure than she can physically and emotionally handle, so her body shuts down!  Kind of a catatonic state!  Marvin, you dog!  You got her there!  Hell, she wants to move in!

                                    (GEORGE, exiting.)

You, dog!

 

                                                            MARVIN

Oh?  Oh!  Oh my!  Oh my, Yes!  Yes!

 

 

 

 

                                                                        MARVIN

I didn’t kill her! She’s alive!  And I’m more than alive!

                                    (Dancing around, grabbing the wine

                                    bottle and glasses, and heading for the

                                    bedroom.)

I’ve got the wine, the time, and your all mine!  Hey there is a Lawyers convention in Houston three weeks from now.  The hotel features a king size bed and all the champagne you can drink!  What do you say!

 

                                    (MARIE enters hauling her baggage.

                                    Dialogue starts while entering.)

 

                                                            MARIE

 You have no idea how good it is to be home.  I caught the earliest flight available.  What are you doing up at two in the morning, Marvin? (Beat.)  Marvin?  What is going on here?

 

                                    (The intro. To “Bed of Nails” Starts

                                    and lights fade.)

 

 

                                                            THE END

 

2.)                                             GAMBIT

                                                            ________

 

                                                      A Play in One Act

 

                                                                   by

 

                                                       Robert G. DeMers



                                                Cast of Characters

 

Gwen:                                                  Paul’s wife.  Age 36.

 

Paul:                                                     Gwen’s husband.  Age 38.

 

                                                            Scene

Gwen and Paul’s living room.

 

                                                            Time

Present day.

 

                                                           

                                                             ACT  I

 

                                                            Scene  1

 

SETTING:                                           The living room is plush and elegant.  It  is a                               declaration of soft comfortable security.  It is done                                                             in whites and grays.  There is a snowglobe on a                                                                                                 table or stand, stage left.  There is a flower                                                                                arrangement preserved under glass.  There is a                          knights armor positioned stage right, next to the                                                           study door.  The only male imprint on the decor.                                                                                                  Up stage center there is a print of Masaccio’s “The                                                                   Expulsion from Paradise.” 

 

AT RISE:                                             Rachmaninoff’s, “Vocalise” is playing.  GWEN is                                  playing with the snowglobe, obviously lost in                                                            another world.  She is unaware of Paul’s entrance.                                                                                                  He approaches her, placing the bouquet of roses                                                                       that he is carrying, behind his back.  He shuts off                                   the music and the silence brings her into the present                                                          moment.  She turns toward him and he moves to                                                                                  kiss her and she offers him her cheek. 

 

                                                            PAUL

I know what a strain it has been for you, these past few years. 

 

                                                            GWEN

Then why did you allow it to continue?

 

                                                            PAUL

I have been building our future.  I had always hoped that you would someday understand me, and support me in my work.

 

                                                            GWEN

I understand that your work is your life.  I know that you enjoy the risk taking.  You love being challenged, and winning . . . whatever it is you win.

 

                                                            PAUL

Then why haven’t you supported me?  I am your husband for God’ sake.

                                                           

                                                            GWEN

Well for god’s sake, I’m your wife.  I had always hoped that you would understand me, and support me.

 

                                                            PAUL

You are right.  I have neglected you.  From this day forward, I swear to devote myself to your happiness. 

                                    (PAUL proffers the roses, which

                                    she accepts.)

For my lovely wife.

 

                                                            GWEN

Roses, and in my favorite color.  How thought__ Ow!  I’m bleeding!  Paul, something stabbed me!

 

                                                            PAUL

                                    (Relieving her of the roses and

                                    tending her wound with his handkerchief)

I’m Sorry Gwen.  I guess I should have warned you.  They are quite rare you know.

 

                                                            GWEN

What?

 

                                                            PAUL

The roses, with thorns.  They are a natural phenomenon of nature.  Horticulturist have literally been breeding them out of existence.

 

                                                            GWEN

Thorns!  Damn it, Paul.  Weeds have thorns, not flowers.  I should have known you would do something like that.

 

                                                            PAUL

My intentions were to delight you.

 

                                                            GWEN

Yes, I’m sure.  If you intended to kill me, you would have gotten something with bigger thorns.

 

                                                            PAUL

They were supposed to be a prelude to the celebration that I have planned.

 

                                                           

                                                            GWEN

What could you possible want to celebrate that requires a thorn bush hidden amongst flowers?

 

                                                            PAUL

What we are going to celebrate is my rise to the top.  They, have made me the new CEO of the Corporation.

 

                                                            GWEN

I see.  So you’re the new King Arthur of the corporate round table.

 

                                                            PAUL

Well, I think King Solomon would be more accurate.  I___

 

                                                            GWEN

I hate it when you talk like that!

 

                                                            PAUL

How am I talking?

 

                                                            GWEN

Do you have to compare yourself to someone who’s claim to fame is cutting a baby in half?  Is that your idea of being macho?

 

                                                            PAUL

What he did was force the mothers to choose!  He didn’t cut anybody in half.

 

                                                            GWEN

And that is why you admire him, because he is as barbaric as your gift of thorns?

 

                                                            PAUL

I have one year to turn this company around.  Solomon, was a harsh but wise ruler.  King Arthur is a legion, a myth.  I have do deal in the real world.

 

                                                            GWEN

Solomon is dead.  The legend lives.  Where do you see yourself fitting into this picture, Paul?

 

                                                            PAUL

How could this conversation have digressed like this?  I come home to share my greatest accomplishment with you and I’m defending my, my life, my philosophy . . . I don’t know.  Tell me.  What in the hell happened here?

 

                                                           

 

                                                            GWEN

Nothing new Paul.  You vanquished your enemies and you brought home to your lady in waiting, the prize of your victory.  The only thing still alive on the battlefield, a thorn bush.

 

                                                            PAUL

I worked 70 and 80 hours a week, and sometimes more, for the last fourteen years in order to achieve what I have achieved. 

 

                                                            GWEN

Now that you mention it, since graduating from college, and going on our honeymoon, this is the first time that you have come home before dark.

 

                                                            PAUL

I’ve made it.  I’m there.  It will be different now.  I can relax.  We can start enjoying ourselves.

 

                                                            GWEN

You’re forgetting about your reward for, “getting there.”                       

 

                                                            PAUL

My reward?

 

                                                            GWEN

You only have a year to prove you are worthy of the great gift that the almighty “they” have bestowed upon you.

 

                                                            PAUL

Damn it, it isn’t like that.  I was chosen because I am the only one that can do the job.

                                                           

                                                            GWEN

I see.  So no one else was in contention?  It fell on your shoulders because no one else was left standing.

 

                                                            PAUL

You know damn well that Morgan Tristem, and a couple of others from outside the corporation were also viable competitors for the position.  But you’re right, no one else was left standing.

 

                                                            GWEN

I see.  How did Morgan take the news?

 

                                                            PAUL

He’s a player.  He new I would get it.  It won’t effect our friendship, if that’s what you mean.

                                                            GWEN

He knew you would get it?  He was just playing at it?

 

                                                            PAUL

Let me put it to you this way, he said, and I quote, “Congratulations Paul, I new you would get it.  Let’s celebrate this evening.”  End quote.

 

                                                            GWEN

This conversation is becoming tedious.  Let’s talk about something else.

 

                                                            PAUL

I love Morgan to death, but he just doesn’t play hardball, that hard, and he doesn’t sacrifice all that much.

 

                                                            GWEN

Your telling me he didn’t get the position because he has a conscience and a life of his own?

 

                                                            PAUL

                                    (Stares at her for a moment.)

You hate me don’t you?

 

                                                            GWEN

No.  There are certain traits you have developed over the years that I find repulsive, but I don’t hate you.

 

                                                            PAUL

Well, I suppose that leaves something in my favor. 

 

                                                            GWEN

You don’t see it, do you?  You don’t realize what you’ve done.

 

                                                            PAUL

I guess I don’t, Gwen.  What is it that I’ve done?

 

                                                            GWEN

You said it yourself, you could be out the door in a year’s time.  You went from being indispensable to teetering on the edge.

 

                                                            PAUL

That is not what I said.  I am on the top.  I run the Goddamn corporation.  I determine who is teetering on the edge.

 

                                                           

 

                                                            GWEN

Do you think you could sell that to Harvey Prescott, the defunct CEO of Banders Corporation, or to John F. Thursten III, who was replaced by Wilton Crombly II at Wharton Electronics?

 

                                                            PAUL

I have the confidence, the skill, the intelligence, and the breeding.  I have always succeeded, and I will continue to be successful.  It is too bad that you don’t have some of those characteristics, then you could admire them in me.

 

                                                            GWEN

It’s too bad you weren’t successful enough to be the president of your own business, instead of just having to be someone else’s employee.

 

                                                            PAUL

                                    (PAUL burst out laughing.)

You are good!  I take back what I said.  You are better than half of the men that I know, and a good match against the other half.

 

                                                            GWEN

Please, I don’t want to be.

 

                                                            PAUL

What?

 

                                                            GWEN

I am not a part of, nor do I want or intend to be a part of your world.

 

                                                            PAUL

Oh, I see.  You just want to stay nice and comfortable and safe, amidst all that my world provides for you.  All that my 70 and 80 hours a week provides for you.  It would be just too crass to recognize what makes all this possible, wouldn’t it?

 

                                                            GWEN

If you begrudge me anything that I have accomplished, in the maintenance of our home, although be it, with the aid of your money, then I have certainly overstated my position here.  For both of our sakes, please define my proper role in your little kingdom.

 

                                                            PAUL

I didn’t say that you have done anything wrong.  I was pointing out the fact that, oh the hell with it!  I don’t want to argue anymore.

 

                                                            GWEN

Good.  Nor do I.  Why don’t you shower and relax for a little while.  Please don’t disappear into your office.  We have to meet Morgan at Madame J’emel’s.

 

                                                            PAUL

How did you know that we had decided to celebrate at Madame J’emel’s?

 

                                                            GWEN

Where else would be appropriate?  Certainly not at the Club.

 

                                                            PAUL

Why not at the Dirtwater Fox, or the Black Onyx Club?

 

                                                            GWEN

I guess I know you better than you think I do.  It seemed like a natural choice for you to make.

 

                                                            PAUL

I didn’t choose it.  I wanted to go to the Club.  It was Morgan’s idea.

 

                                                            GWEN

It use to be a whorehouse.  I seems appropriate.

 

                                                            PAUL

To you, or to Morgan?

 

                                                            GWEN

It would seem, to the both of us.

 

                                                            PAUL

Yes, to the both of you, it seems.

                                                           

                                                            GWEN

What are you implying?

 

                                                            PAUL

Come on, you obviously talked to Morgan.  I hope he isn’t turning this into some kind of overdone large affair.  I specifically told him I wanted a quiet celebration with a few close friends.

 

                                                            GWEN

I assure you he is keeping the affair quiet.  Only a couple close friends know about it.

 

                                                            PAUL

The way you acted.  I guess it wasn’t a surprise.

 

                                                            GWEN

It was, when Morgan told me.

 

                                                            PAUL

 . . . . I’m trying to imagine your initial reaction.

 

                                                            GWEN

I was upset because Morgan didn’t get it instead of you, and I told him so.

 

                                                            PAUL

Look, I promise you, it won’t be as bad as you think.

 

                                                            GWEN

You have devoted all of your energy, your time, your life, to the corporation.  I have asked little of you.  After all of the sacrifices that you have made for the company, I want you to make one great sacrifice for me.  I want you to prove to me that I didn’t stay with you all these years for nothing.  I now want you to prove to me that you do love me.

 

                                                            PAUL

Name it.

 

                                                            GWEN

Give up the promotion.

 

                                                            PAUL

Gwen, have you lost your mind?

 

                                                            GWEN

Let Morgan have it.  Tell the board that you want him to be the new CEO.

 

                                                            PAUL

Morgan?  What in God’s name can you be thinking.

 

                                                            GWEN

I’m thinking that for once in your life, you will put me first.  I am hoping that you will do whatever it takes to make me happy.  I know how unbearable I have made life for you at home, when you do come home anyway.  Do this and I will never act out against you again.  Do this and I will live to make you happy.

 

                                                            PAUL

If I don’t?

 

                                                            GWEN

I will no longer settle for a part time affair.  I want a full time husband and lover.  I won’t live like this any longer.  I will pack my things and leave you. 

 

                                                            PAUL

You are asking me to give up my life.

                                                            GWEN

You fought and you have won.  Isn’t that what is important?  You have in the process, become quite wealthy.  You have accomplished your goal.  Is the actual prize that important?

 

                                                            PAUL

And give the prize, as you put it, to Morgan.

 

                                                            GWEN

Yes.  Who deserves it more?

 

                                                            PAUL

I do.

 

                                                            GWEN

I guess there is nothing more I can say.  Enjoy your victory.  I’m going out, and I won’t be back.  I’ll have someone collect my things.

 

                                                            PAUL

For Christ’s sake, Gwen,  from the time I walked in the door you have been slamming me in the face every time I opened my mouth.  Now you give me an ultimatum to give up my life’s work or else.  You can’t expect me to make a decision like this on a moments notice.

 

                                                            GWEN

Okay, Paul.  You have twenty-four hours.  Longer than that and you couldn’t bow out gracefully, and give Morgan your vote of confidence.

 

                                                            PAUL

For the first time in my life, I don’t know what to say.

 

                                                            GWEN

Don’t say anything.  Shower and put on something loose and comfortable.  I will give you a massage.  I will give you a preview of what life can be like, outside the corporation.  At the boutique I saw this very sensual outfit.  When I saw it I thought, that is the outfit I would love to take off for the man I love.  I will go and get it while you prepare.

 

                                                            PAUL

Give it all up.

                                    (GWEN puts her finger to his lips

                                    stopping him.)

 

                                                           

 

                                                            GWEN

Save your energy.  It is going to be a long evening, an evening exhausted in pleasure.  We can talk in the morning.

                                                            PAUL

Morgan____

 

                                                            GWEN 

I’ve taken care of that.

 

                                                            PAUL

What would I do?  What would we do?

 

                                                            GWEN

How about a years cruse around the world, to start?  Enjoying the sights, enjoying each other.  I’m sure we will come up with something motivational and creative in a years time.

 

                                                            PAUL

I admit the idea feels good, but it is so crazy.

 

                                                            GWEN

Like Morgan always says, “When the fat lady sings, you know it’s time to take your bows.”  You’ve earned this.  We’ve earned it.  Bow out and enjoy the kudos with me.

 

                                                            PAUL

Maybe you’re right.

 

                                                            GWEN

I know I am.  It is right for us.

 

                                                            PAUL 

You know, just yesterday everyone was pretty sure I had the position.  I looked at Morgan and said, kidding of course, do I hear someone singing?  He grinned and said, I’ve written another verse.  I couldn’t figure out . . . he couldn’t have . . . just how much talking have you two indulged in?

 

                                                            GWEN

What do you mean?

 

                                                            PAUL

Damn him, my best friend.  He used you.  He let you cry on his shoulder and he encouraged you to do this, didn’t he?  It was his idea!

 

                                                           

 

                                                            GWEN

What if your right?  What difference does it make?  Our happiness is what is important, not who the genius is that made it all possible.

                                                            PAUL

                                    (Storms into his study.)

That son-of-a-bitch!

 

                                                            GWEN

                                    (GWEN picks up her phone

                                    and hits re-dial.)

Morgan, he saw through me, he is sure that it was your idea.  He flew into a rage and stormed into his office. He won’t give it up.  I’m leaving him darling.  I’ll be right over.  What do you mean no?  What do you mean your not throwing in the towel?  You said you would quit in an instant if I would leave him.  Morgan, you promised.  You said we were going to create our own world.  Guinevere’s, Lancelot!  You bastard!  What was that? Someone else is on this line.  Paul?

                                    (Paul comes out of the study.  They

                                    stand there looking at each other

                                    across the room.)

 

                                                            THE END

 

 

3.)                                           HARD LOVE

 

                                                ____________

 

 

                                                A Play in One Act

 

                                                            by

 

                                                Robert G. DeMers

 

                                                Cast of Characters

 

Linda Harrington:                                              Twenty-one year old sister of Brent.

 

Brent Harrington:                                              Linda’s, brother, 27.

 

Cathy Caulder:                                                 Brent’s fiancée, 24.

 

 

                                                            Scene

Brent’s apartment house.

 

                                                            Time

Present.

 

 

                                                            ACT  I

 

                                                            Scene  1

 

SETTING:                                          BRENT’S living room.  It is expensively decorated.

 

AT RISE:                                            Probably mid-day.  BRENT and LINDA are sitting.

 

                                                            BRENT

Say something. . . .  Look Linda, I just came from, from a long hard trip.  I’ve had a lot of time to think about it. . . . I need your support.

 

                                                            LINDA

I feel sick.  I feel as though I were just punched in the stomach . . . maybe in the heart would be more accurate.

 

                                                            BRENT

Linda!  It’s an act of love, selfless love.

 

                                                            LINDA

Brent, it’s an act of desperation!  You’re trying to pay for an unearned guilt!

 

                                    `                       BRENT

You have no justification for that!  You don’t realize how much I love her!

 

                                                            LINDA

Love Brent, especially romantic love, isn’t selfless.  It is selfish, very selfish.  Try looking a woman in the eye and saying, “Any personal gain that I could benefit from this relation- ship is irrelevant.  Your happiness, your pleasure, your passion is all that matters.”  Then take note of what you feel.  I guarantee it wont be love.

 

                                                            BRENT

I love Cathy very deeply, and she feels the same way about me.

 

                                                            LINDA

Any woman that would accept you under those terms doesn’t want your love.  She wants to devour you.  What she wants is your soul.

                                                            BRENT

You’re my friend, my confidant.  You’re my sister.  You know Cathy and I are getting married Saturday.  I thought you would be happy for me. 

 

                                                            LINDA

I’m going to have to break confidence, tell the family, get a court order, something!  You are not in your right mind! Tell me it was a joke.  Oh God, let it be a joke!

 

                                                            BRENT

I know you think you are acting in my best interest, but you are only making matters worse. 

 

                                                            LINDA

I love you Brent.  You are my only brother and I don’t want to see you destroy yourself.

 

                                                            BRENT

Linda, this is too complex a situation for you to understand.  There is more involved in this, than you could possibly know.

 

                                                            LINDA

Now you are telling me I’m stupid!  Well, Brent,  I’m not the tall, handsome, physically fit, well-educated successful business man that is bent on destroying his manhood so that he can devote his life to a manipulative cripple as though she were a holy shrine!

 

                                                            BRENT

                                    (Slaps her.)

Don’t you ever talk about Cathy in that manner!  You can say what you like about me, but not her!  you will never again speak that way about Cathy.

 

                                                            LINDA

Think about it.  You didn’t tell me this because you wanted me to share your joy.  We speak of such things to others, to relieve our pain, our fears. You needed to confide with someone that would act to stop you.

 

                                                            BRENT

I thought you would understand.  I thought you would help me through it. 

 

                                                            LINDA

It was her idea wasn’t it?  You certainly didn’t come up with such a horrendous idea on your own.

 

                                    (CATHY enters in a wheelchair.)

 

                                                           

                                                           

                                                            CATHY

Hi sweetheart!  How did it go?  Did he tell you about his trip?

 

                                                            LINDA

No, not exactly.

                                     

                                                            CATHY

Am I interrupting Something?  I don’t want to be intrusive.  Sometimes I feel as though I’m in the way.

 

                                                            BRENT

Of course not!  I hope no one in my family has given you that impression. 

 

                                                            CATHY

No.  Not intentionally of course.  I mean I understand why Linda feels a little jealous at times.  You hover over me and pay so much attention to me.

 

                                                            LINDA

Believe me Cathy, what I feel is not jealousy.

 

                                                            CATHY

It’s okay, Linda.  If I had a big brother that has always protected me and loved me, I would be jealous of another woman too.

 

                                                            BRENT

You are such a loving and understanding person, darling,  How could I help but to love you.

 

                                                            LINDA

Damn it! You are blinded by her.  You don’t see how she uses you and manipulates you.

 

                                                            BRENT

That’s enough!  I don’t know what has gotten into you.  You are going to have to learn to accept Cathy and our marriage, or you won’t be welcome here. 

 

                                                            CATHY

Don’t be so hard on her darling.

 

                                                            LINDA

Yes, Brent, why should you get what you want now?  You haven’t gotten anything you wanted since your engagement party.

 

                                                            BRENT

Get out!

 

                                                            LINDA

Go to hell!

 

                                                            CATHY

Linda, please!  If you knew the stress he was under.

 

                                                            LINDA

Oh I know!  I’ve watched him.  It is as if he’s unraveling his soul.  I’ve also watched you.  I have seen the pleasure you get from his pain.

 

                                                            CATHY

What a cruel thing to say.  I would almost guest that your passion for him goes beyond sisterly love, but that would be too horrible to believe.  I won’t even allow myself to think it, let alone believe it.  I’m sorry Brent.

 

                                                            BRENT

Linda, please stop this embarrassing exhibition You are only hurting yourself.

 

                                                            LINDA

I’m a big girl, Brent.  I can deal with my pain and suffering.  Unlike Cathy, I can standup to what problems life throws at me.

 

                                                            BRENT

That’s it! Get out!  I never want to see you again.

 

                                                            CATHY

Linda, how can you be so cruel!  I’ve tried, I’ve tried, Brent!  Please get her out of my sight!

 

                                                            LINDA

You’ll have to call the police.  You obviously aren’t man enough to throw me out.

 

                                                            BRENT

What has happened to you?  Why are you acting like this?

 

                                                            LINDA

I don’t know what else to do.  I have to force you to hear me out.

 

                                                            CATHY

You have one minute, then I’m calling the police!

 

                                                            LINDA

I have as long as it takes, even if it means being dragged out of here, kicking and screaming.

 

                                                            BRENT

I don’t know how much more of this I can take.  I tried to confide in you.  I ____

 

                                                            LINDA

That is what makes this so urgent, that is why I have to speak now.

 

                                                            CATHY

Darling, what is going on?  Confide in her about what?

 

                                                            LINDA

Please.  Let me say what must be said. 

 

                                                            BRENT

Okay.  Get it off your chest.  Then have the courage and decency to leave.

 

                                                            LINDA

Remember how I would come to you with some concept or other?  Remember how you would patiently listen to what I had to say?  You would allow me the dignity of my thought, then you would give me your assessment.  I demand no less from you now.

 

                                                            BRENT

You are no longer a child.

 

                                                            LINDA

Then my right to your respect has greater weight.  I assure you, what I have to say, is said out of love, not out of malice.

 

                                                            BRENT

I warn you, only rational statements will receive a rational response.

 

                                                            CATHY

You have used up your minute.  Brent, I want her out of here.

 

                                                            LINDA

Give it up.  You have already lost that one.

 

                                                            CATHY

I mean it Brent!

 

                                                            BRENT

Let her have her say.  Then she is going.  Right Linda?

 

                                                            LINDA

If at that time you want me out of here or out of your life, I will do so.  It won’t matter after that.

                                                            CATHY

Yes, tell us how this depraved cripple is harming your big brother.

 

                                                            BRENT

Please, Cathy, lets not fuel the flames.

 

                                                            LINDA

Cathy, I can’t possibly imagine what it is like to be victim of a hit and run driver.  It must be horrible to feel so helpless.  I know that both of you lost your best friend when Jack died in that tragedy.

 

                                                            CATHY

If you had the slightest inkling of what I went through you wouldn’t treat me the way you do.  To see your life is about to end and you have no control over it.  Then it gets worse, because you don’t die.  He didn’t even have the decency to complete the job.  He left me crippled, my life destroyed in an instant

 

                                                            LINDA

Brent, it was your engagement party, and seeing your fiancée near death, and ____

 

                                                            BRENT

Do we have to relive it?

 

                                                            LINDA

That is what I want to stop.  That is what you have been doing since it happened.

 

                                                            CATHY

We deal with it on our own terms. There is nothing  you can do that will change things.  We are each others support, and we are trying to get on with our lives.

 

                                                            LINDA

Brent, earlier you said that this was more complex than I realized.  I think your exact words were, “more involved than you know.”  Well, I know more than you think.

 

                                                            CATHY

You have always been against me, haven’t you? 

 

                                                            LINDA

No.  Of course not.

 

                                                            CATHY

You don’t want your big brother to be stuck with a cripple for the rest of his life, do you.

 

                                                            LINDA

No!  It isn’t that.  If he were only marrying you out of love it wouldn’t matter.

                                                            BRENT

I’ve tried to be patient with you.

 

                                                            LINDA

Please.  You promised to hear me out.

 

                                                            CATHY

Your illicit passion is creating these unrealistic scenarios to justify your rejection of our relationship.

 

                                                            LINDA

It doesn’t matter what you think of me. 

                                    (To BRENT.)

There is something I wanted to tell you, but you were so deeply hurt.  I didn’t see were it would serve any good.  Now perhaps it will save you.

 

                                                            BRENT

You aren’t Florence Nightingale, and I don’t need to be saved.

 

                                                            LINDA

That night, the night of the party, I saw something that you should know.  I was going to go for a walk, and when I stepped out onto the sidewalk, I saw Cathy, close to the bushes on the corner.  She and Jack were in a passionate embrace ____

 

                                                            CATHY

How can you be so cruel!  Brent, stop her!

 

                                                            LINDA

I quickly turned around and ran back to the house.  I didn’t know what I should do.  Then I decided it would be best to confront Cathy and force her to tell you about it.

                                                           

                                                            CATHY

How can you be so cruel?  Brent!  You can’t allow this to continue!

 

                                                            LINDA

Then there was the accident.  It was pointless to bring up the affair.  You had just been called away to your office.  You must have left just before . . . You must have ____  

                                                           

                                                            CATHY

She’s starting to babble, she’s losing it!  Stop her now Brent.  Stop her before she says something that can’t be taken back. 

 

                                                           

 

 

                                                            LINDA

I never thought . . . you couldn’t have!  Oh Brent!  Brent, don’t you see?  A man imprisoned by cement walls and steel bars has greater freedom than one who imprisons himself within his own mind.  What your doing is cruel and unusual punishment!

 

                                                            CATHY

It isn’t true.  I would have known.  You're ruining everything!  Not now!  Not after all of my . . . .

 

                                                            LINDA

Yes, That’s it!  Just a minute ago you said, “to see your life was about to end”, but you’ve always said you never saw the car or the driver.  Brent, you have to say something.

 

                                                            BRENT

I was half lit.  They were all over each other, fondling.  Before I knew what I was doing I had the gas pedal to the floor and I was on the sidewalk. . . She turned and looked at me, her face contorted in terror.  I tried to swerve, but it was too late. . . She didn’t remember, she had blanked it out, I had a chance to make it up to her, to ____

 

                                                            CATHY

To make it up to me!  A chance to make it up to me!  You murdered the man I loved!  You put me in a wheel chair for the rest of my life!  You Bastard!  Do you think you could ever make it up to me?

 

                                                            LINDA

You knew all this time?

 

                                                            CATHY

No.  Not at first.  I had blanked it out.  But, then, then it started coming back to me. 

                                    (To BRENT.)

I loathe you!  When you touch me you make my skin crawl! 

                                                                               

                                                            LINDA

Why didn’t you have him arrested?

 

                                                            CATHY

Why, so he could be paroled in ten or twelve years?  I won’t let him off that easy.

 

                                                            BRENT

I will pay what ever price you demand, you know that.

 

                                                            CATHY

You're damned right you will.

 

                                                            LINDA

What is it you want?  Why were you going to marry him?

 

                                                            CATHY

I still am.  Yes, darling, you are going to become my devoted husband.  What the hell, what good would you be to another woman now?

 

                                    `                       LINDA

What are you talking about?

 

                                                            CATHY

The little business trip that he just returned from.  You see it wasn’t your usual kind of business.  When he killed Jack, the man I loved, and in effect, made me useless from the waist down, well his punishment had to fit the crime.

 

                                                            BRENT

If you loved Jack, why did you agree to marry me?

 

                                                            CATHY

I thought I loved you at first, but then I was drawn to Jack.  Oh, you have brains and beauty, and you’ve built a wonderfully successful company, but Jack, besides having intelligence and a terrific body, he new how to treat a woman.  He was a terrific lover, and you, well, you will never know what that is like.  Will you?

 

                                                            LINDA

That doesn’t answer the damned question!  Why did you want to marry Brent?

 

                                                            CATHY

Because Jack needed the full partnership that Brent promised him and I needed the ten percent interest in the company as stipulated in the prenuptial agreement.  That way, we would have controlling interest in the company, after the divorce.  Now I’ll have it all.

 

                                                            LINDA

What makes you think he will go through with it?

 

                                                            CATHY

It is either that or jail.  Remember, he is still guilty of the same sin.  Besides, I’m all he has left. 

                                                            BRENT

After that confession, do you still believe I’ll do as you bid?

 

                                                           

                                                            CATHY

Yes.  You are a man of honor.  Your strong principles wouldn’t let you do anything less.  You said, whatever I demanded.  Besides, who would you be good for now?

 

                                                            LINDA

That is the second time that you made that reference.  Despite what he has done, why wouldn’t a man of his character be good for someone else?

 

                                                            CATHY

As I had said, he, in effect, made me useless from the waist down.  I convinced him that a young virile man like himself wouldn’t be able to live without other women.  The only way he could be true to me and prove his love would be by becoming my equal.  He agreed to being castrated.  That was why he was out of town, that is the business he had to take care of!

 

                                                            LINDA

Do you have any idea how sick you are?  Your hatred has driven you to madness.

 

                                                            CATHY

I’ll tell you just how mad I am.  The big difference between us is that, that part of me still works.  Part of your repayment, Brent, part of your punishment, my eunuch, slave, will to provide me with lovers.

 

                                                            LINDA

Brent, tell me you didn’t go through with it!  That’s why you talked to me, you couldn’t go through with it!  Tell me I’m right!

 

                                                            BRENT

I agreed to fulfill the demands of the woman who was my equal, the woman that loved me as I loved her.  That woman never existed.  Linda, call the police.  It won’t be easy, without a wife to make conjugal visits, but like you said Linda, I’ll be free.

 

                                                            THE END

 

 

 

 

4.)                                                        MI HERMANO

 

                                                            _____________

 

 

                                                                       by

 

                                                            Robert G. DeMers

 

 

 

                                                Cast of Characters

 

Señora Carmela Ramales Zabaleta:                   Narrator, Paco’s sister, Margarita’s Aunt, 38-40

 

Paco Ramales:                                                  Father to Margarita,  40-42

 

Margarita:                                                         Paco’s daughter, 18

 

Peter Vanderwaller:                                          Margarita’s boyfriend,  21-22

 

 

                                                             Scene

In front of the Ramales’ house.  Anywhere USA.

 

 

                                                            Time

Late Spring, 1950.

 

                                                            Set Requirements

House front, picket fence with gate, two bushes, gardening attire for Zabaleta.

  

 

                                                            ACT  I

 

                                                            Scene  1

 

SETTING:                                          The front yard of the Ramale’s home.  The front of                          the house is up stage of the yard.  A picket fence                          with a gate is down stage of the yard.  There are                                                       bushes at each end of the fence.

 

AT RISE:                                            SEÑORA ZABALETA is dressed in her gardening                                                             clothes.  She has a basket, and shears and is cutting                          flowers along the outside of the fence.  Peter and                                               Margarita are talking to each other across the fence.

                                                            Their relationship is obvious.

 

                                                            SEÑORA ZABALETA

                                    (addresses the Audience.)

I am Señora Carmela Ramales de Zabaleta.  That is Pedro, talking to, mi sobrina, my niece, Margarita Rosa.  No, she isn’t my hija, my daughter, I am her Tia, her Aunt.  She looks so much like her mother. 

                                    (She makes the sign of the cross.)

I know, you would call him Peter and you would call her Margaret Rose.  Actually, if you wanted to be accurate, Margarita, in English means, Daisy.  So you see you would have to call her, Daisy Rose.  I don’t think you would want to do that.  I don’t think she would want you to either.  There are many differences in our two cultures.  These two don’t seem to know that.

 

                                                            PETER

You have never been ice skating in the summer?

 

                                                            MARGARITA

No, not even in the winter.  When I was a child, in San Luis Potosí, in Southern Mexico, I would see a movie where people were skiing, I thought it was like sand.  That is the closest thing that I had, to relate to it.  Before coming here, 65 was a cold day.

 

                                                            PETER

We have an indoor skating rink at the Municipal Center.

                                                           

                                                            PACO

                                    (PACO comes charging out of the

                                    house.)

What did I tell you about sniffing around here!

                                    (To MARGARITA.)

Get in to the house.  Can’t I even trust you in our own yard?

                                    (MARGARITA takes her father’s hand

                                    and bending at the waist, kisses the

                                    back of it, then runs into the house.)

                                                           

                                                            PETER

But Mr. Ramales, we were only talking. 

                                    (PACO returns to the house

                                    not acknowledging PETER.)

I love your daughter, Mr. Ramales.  Keeping her in the house won’t change anything. 

 

                                                            SEÑORA ZABALETA

That is mi hermano, my brother, Paco.  He wants Margarita to marry a Latino.  You see how she shows her respect for her father, kissing the back of his hand.  One of the many customs that is different from here.  For instance, in Mexico, when a young man wants to date a young lady, he goes to the home of the young lady and asks her parents permission.  We have been in this country for four years now.  Paco is still suffering from culture shock. 

                                    (To Peter.)

So Peter, what time do you plan on taking Margarita to the skating rink?

 

                                                            PETER

Two o’clock this afternoon, I had hoped, anyway, Tia Carmela.

 

                                                            SEÑORA  ZABALETA

I will tell her.  You better go now, before her father comes out here with the shotgun.